lance_sibley: (quickly)
Rogers (my cable/Internet provider) has been doing maintenance in the middle of the night recently, so I'm still not caught up. The last two nights my net access has gone down around 2 in the morning and hasn't come back up until sometime after I've decided to go to bed. Eventually I'll be caught up...

Last night's C# class was short - we covered loops (while, do while, for), and both [livejournal.com profile] carynb and I were finished the exercises by about 8:30 and were able to get out early, so I was in home in time for House (which was a rerun anyway) and Boston Legal.

The latter was interesting as usual, as Alan's case involved his defending Jerry Espenson for having fired a Scientologist employee. His speeches about the whackiness of that particular religion were rather good - he even dredged up the L. Ron Hubbard quote about how if a man wanted to become rich, all he had to do was invent a religion. I was a little surprised that nobody except Sally took offense at the idea of comparing Scientology to Christianity, though. (I was a little surprised to see Sally back. I guess Lake Bell needed a gig after Surface was cancelled.)

And I realize that I'm not the best arbiter of female beauty, but why do all the men go ga-ga over Sally? I don't think she's that pretty, to be honest. Can one of my straight male friends who watches the show explain that for me?

The murder trial took a bit of a left turn with the revelation that cut for spoilers ). I'm sorry that David Kelley didn't write this story so that Paul Lewiston was part of the defense team - I know Paul doesn't generally appear in court (I'm not even sure what his area of legal specialty is - he seems more like a manager than a lawyer), but it would have been delicious, from a fannish point of view, to have him cross-examining both Judge Hooper and Michael Schiller. I mean, Rene Auberjonois up against both Armin Shimerman and Ethan Phillips? How could you pass up that opportunity, David? *grin*

After watching BL, I watched this past Sunday's episode of Desperate Housewives that I had missed. I did a bit of a double-take at the opening, describing Edward Sibley, the founder of Fairview. You see, I had a (now deceased) uncle by that name who lived in California... San Luis Obispo, to be precise.

Bree's naivete about what Andrew had been up to was funny, though a little far-fetched. ("Are you saying he did something he wasn't proud of while he was living on the streets? Like what, yard work?" Come on, Bree. You threw your gay son out of the house, driving him out to the middle of nowhere and abandoning him, and a locally known, married doctor panicked when he saw him. Put two and two together already.)

The other storylines weren't as compelling - Susan was her usual ditzy self, Edie was conniving as usual (and her deception is going to bite her on the ass later), Lynette and Tom's storyline didn't really go anywhere, and frankly, I'm kind of bored with the Gabrielle/Carlos storyline. I think I missed something, though - IMDb lists Ryan Carnes (Justin - Andrew's boyfriend) and Josh Henderson (Edie's nephew Austin) as having been in the episode, and I don't recall seeing either of them.

Anyway, it's about time to start thinking about dinner since tonight's class is supposed to start at 6:15 (if the instructor shows up on time). And I want to try to get there a little early so that I can copy Monday's assignment from my personal webspace to my school account. And I still can't find the mail I was supposed to have received with my password to the website for the class, so I have to go by Student Services.

This whole eating-dinner-at-5 thing is weird. Fortunately I have leftover Hamburger Helper from last night...
lance_sibley: (Not amused - by suzvoy)
Thanks to a post by [livejournal.com profile] rockgoddes, and a subsequent comment by [livejournal.com profile] elizard100, I just caught the rerun of the William Shatner roast on the Comedy Network.

That was bizarre.

I think the comedians spent more time roasting each other than they did Shatner. Not to mention the jabs at people who were in the audience, like Adrian Zmed and Carrie Fisher. There were a few good lines in there - I rather enjoyed George Takei's bit, and I thought that Jason Alexander did a good job hosting. I wish they had actually shown more of what Nichelle Nichols had to say (I got the impression that they cut part of her bit out), and I wouldn't have minded seeing Fred Willard speak - I don't recall them actually airing his portion of the roast at all. I'd heard that Betty White can be pretty filthy, though it was hard to imagine - until I watched this.

I'm not sure what Farrah Fawcett has to do with either Shatner or comedy. Nor am I sure whether her "I can't do this" was part of a schtick, or whether she really was uncomfortable being up there.

As for Andy Dick...

Okay, I have a confession to make. I don't hate Andy Dick. I may be the only person on the planet - nay, in the universe - who thinks this, but I used to think he was kind of funny, back when he was on NewsRadio and in his guest spot as the EMH Mark Two on Voyager. His bit, dressed in a TOS uniform and wearing pointed ears, was actually moderately amusing. But he distinctly showed a lack of class. Licking people was one thing (though it got old after the first few), but the camera caught him spitting at one point. Ewww. Okay, he might not have enjoyed being the target of a few jabs, but they were no worse than what everyone threw at George Takei, with the exception of the crack about "Andy Dick wants to give AIDS back to the monkeys," which I thought was crass, even for a roast. And that came long before he appeared to go off the deep end.

I noticed that during the first half hour or so, they were cutting away to Rene Auberjonois in the audience an awful lot. Poor Rene looked like he was going to give himself a hernia from laughing so hard.

The clips of Shatner's musical performances was a highlight. I've seen the "Rocket Man" footage (in fact, I think I have a copy on my computer somewhere), but I'd never actually seen the "Mr. Tambourine Man" clip before. That was truly frightening. Although, from the clip of Shatner on the Mike Douglas Show, it seems that he actually can sing - or could, at any rate. Who knew?
lance_sibley: (You Want Me)
Long day today... we had the first TT meeting for next year's convention this afternoon, so I got up at 10:30 so that I could get out to the hotel for 1. The meeting went reasonably well, though it seemed sparsely attended by comparison to some of last year's meetings.

After the meeting, I went to dinner with [livejournal.com profile] gurudata, [livejournal.com profile] kanecool, [livejournal.com profile] aprilsnark, [livejournal.com profile] puddlemagnet, [livejournal.com profile] ennisdl, and the LJ-less Declan and Stephen. The original plan was to go to the new-ish Chinese restaurant in the hotel, but it turned out to be expensive, so we went to a nearby sushi place instead, where I had chicken teriyaki. With the miso soup, the salad and the green tea ice cream, I'm still feeling full even though that's all I've eaten all day. (Mind you, I finished off [livejournal.com profile] kanecool's and [livejournal.com profile] aprilsnark's ice cream because they didn't want it - but with my being a serious ice cream addict, I was only too happy to make that particular sacrifice.)

I got home around 9:10, so I only missed a few minutes of Desperate Housewives. The plot thickens - did Orson kill his first wife, or didn't he? The subplot with Susan's new suitor showing up at the wedding was interesting, especially since he knew neither Orson nor Bree. As usual, the Gabrielle-and-Carlos plot was fun - and the situation with the baby should be interesting. Lynette and Tom were almost peripheral this week. I did like Julie's encounter with Austin, Edie's nephew: "You're not that hot." Sure, he's not. She doesn't believe in what she's saying for a second.

IMDb says that Andrew was in this week's episode, but if he was, he was in the first few minutes that I missed. It sounds like he's going to be in next week's episode, though. About time.

After Desperate Housewives, I stayed on the couch to watch Studio 60. I think I can take or leave this show so far, though I like Matthew Perry in this role. The scene on the beach was amusing - yes, I can see how some people might misconstrue Matthew Perry and Bradley Whitford rolling around on the beach as being homoerotic. "Punch me in the face or get up," indeed.

I'm not sure what I'm going to do tomorrow, beyond call the recruiters whom I wasn't able to reach on Friday. Seems like it's going to be a pretty dull week, though since next week I have one of my classes starting and the Pet Shop Boys concert, it'll be the last one for a while.
lance_sibley: (taking aim)
As if it weren't strange enough that there's a World Rock/Paper/Scissors Championship, here's an updated version of the game, with 25 different gestures that can be made:


  • gun

  • dynamite

  • nuke

  • lightning

  • devil

  • dragon

  • alien

  • water

  • bowl

  • air

  • moon

  • paper

  • sponge

  • wolf

  • cockroach

  • tree

  • man

  • woman

  • monkey

  • snake

  • axe

  • scissors

  • fire

  • sun

  • rock


And here is a table with all of the outcomes expressed verbally.

I can see it now...

"Tree!"
"Monkey!"
"Wolf!"
"Alien!"

"Okay... um... monkey lives in tree, enrages wolf and infuriates alien, tree shelters wolf and ensnares the alien's ship, wolf chases alien... um... so who won that round?"

"Hang on a sec, let me get the chart."

But if the tree shelters the wolf, and the monkey lives in the tree, isn't the tree also sheltering the monkey?

It seems I made my last post while Space was airing the Enterprise episode "Chosen Realm"... and now they're airing it again. They must be strapped for money these days - they're airing "The Hilarious House Of Frightenstein" three times per day. Oy. (That being said, I was amused by tonight's two Stargate SG-1 episodes: "Holiday" and "The Ties That Bind".) I did manage to catch tonight's episode of "Alias", though... the one with Gina Torres. Not bad at all, even if the show's premise is a little "out there", even for SF.
lance_sibley: (Debbie - OMFG)
I just came across this on the [livejournal.com profile] queerasfolkfans community and thought of you... I don't know if this will be available on BBC Canada, but just in case:

The State Within. Now this sounds like the business! 24 meets The West Wing, following 17 days in the life of British Ambassador to the US, Mark Brydon (played by the always excellent Jason Isaacs, emerging as a top-flight leading man). This should be slicker than Jonathan Ross’s bouffant, and with the legendary Sharon Gless on hand as the US Defense Secretary, this has hit written all over it.


From The Stage.
lance_sibley: (Justin And Ethan)
Desperate Housewives: Okay, so just what is Bree up to? This can't be the end of her antagonism toward Justin. She's using him to get to Andrew. The other storylines tonight were kind of meh, though I liked seeing Kyle MacLachlan as the target of Susan's desperate "must hide from Mike" moment.

Billable Hours: naturally, Showcase puts a show I'm interested in opposite the last half of Desperate Housewives. Fortunately, I discovered that I had enough space on a VHS tape to record it and watch it following DH. It wasn't laugh-out-loud funny, but it was amusing. It co-stars one of those actor whom we've all seen, but whom we can never identify. At least, for me. It turns out his name is Aron Tager, and apparently he's also an abstract artist. Gabriel Hogan (whom I mentioned a week or so ago - he played Ken Dryden in the recent miniseries Canada Russia '72 - was mildly amusing as Sam's tormentor, all grown up (physically, if not mentally) and come back to torment him some more as an actor ostensibly doing research to play a lawyer. (That's kind of amusing, as Hogan was a cast member on the Canadian legal drama The Associates a few years ago.)

Oh, and of course, I have to admit that Fab Filippo looked good. (Then again, when doesn't he? *sheepish grin* )

Politics

Nov. 16th, 2005 12:14 am
lance_sibley: (Rage)
My friendslist seems to be rather politics-heavy tonight. Not that I mind, being something of a political junkie.


  1. Fox News airs footage of Sex Power God

    Read more... )

  2. Baptists protest gay store - and this time, it wasn't even the Westboro Baptist "Church." (That's Fred Phelps' outfit, for those who aren't aware.)

    Read more... )

  3. The new face of separatism in Quebec is a cute one.

    Read more... )

  4. The game of political chicken in Ottawa continues...

    Read more... )

    Wow, that was a long rant...

    In other news: Boston Legal rocked tonight. Candice Bergen was amazing, and they actually gave Rene Auberjonois something to do this week (though still not enough). The relationship between Alan Shore and Denny Crane continues to progress nicely. Alan's confession that he suffers from night terrors, and his asking Denny to sleep with him to make sure that he doesn't hurt himself in the night was priceless. Denny continues to think that Alan's coming on to him.

    House was good as well, though the medical mystery wasn't nearly as compelling as usual. I enjoyed seeing House go to the therapy session and get into an argument with Mark (the actor playing Mark, BTW, seems to be from Hamilton, ON), and seeing Tom Lenk as House's clinic patient was fun. (Okay, I think Tom Lenk is cute. Sue me.)

    I missed much of Bones because I was trying to make dinner after the water came back, unfortunately. I'll catch it in reruns, I guess.
lance_sibley: (Leafs 2)
The Leafs finally won a game tonight! W00T! Take that, Philadelphia!

This being Tuesday, I made my way up to Future Shop to see if they'd finally gotten in a shipment of season one of House - and lo and behold, there was one copy on the shelf. I snagged it, whereupon I discovered to my dismay that they were charging exactly the same price as HMV, which had dozens of copies when I went in there a couple of weeks ago.

At the checkout counter, I mentioned this to the clerk, along with my surprise because FS is almost always a little cheaper than anywhere else (especially HMV, which is almost always the most expensive place for DVDs). So she took $5 off the price and gave me the set for $51 instead of $56. W00T! (Okay, it's not much. But it's more than I expected.)

I also got Chef!, a hysterical Britcom from the mid-1980s which starred Lenny Henry (if you haven't seen his standup routine, go find a copy of The Secret Policeman's Third Ball. Now. (Would it help if I mentioned that John Cleese, Ben Elton and Hugh Laurie were also in it?)

I learned something tonight while watching House. Now, I have no idea whether this is true or not, but in the episode with the teenager who has night terrors, at one point House sees his legs twitching and comments that happens when someone is falling asleep, the brain misinterprets the slowing respiration rate as a signal that the body is dying, and it sends out an electrical impulse to keep the body alive. This happens to me about once a week; in fact, it happened last night. I was drifting off in restful slumber when all of a sudden, my legs twitched. Rather violently. I hope this doesn't mean that I also have a mutated measles virus in my eyeball.

Boston Legal was hysterical tonight. Alan Shore (James Spader) and Denny Crane (William Shatner) go to Nimmo Bay Resort, a fishing lodge in British Columbia. I laughed out loud at least twice - once when Denny woke up to find that Alan had crawled into bed with him during the night, and once when they went into a Canadian court to help out a fellow lawyer who had been at the fishing lodge with them. Let's see if I can remember this correctly... the case involved fish farms threatening the local stock of wild salmon (here is a description on a legal news website - apparently this is a real case before the B.C. courts). There's a parasite of some sort which is migrating from the farmed fish to the wild ones:


Shore: It seems that these parasites attach themselves to the wild salmon. They're called "cling-ons".

Crane (looking sharply at Alan): Did you say "cling-ons"?


And then, later, in the court, after they've walked in wearing black robes, powdered wigs (having been forewarned that Canadian lawyers wear clothing similar to British ones), and hip waders:


Shore: Before we leave, we would like to leave you with these two words: (points to Denny Crane)

Crane: Denny Crane, eh?


I just wish that all my current shows weren't on Tuesday nights. Yes, this is going to be a constant complaint of mine.

Memeage... )

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