This was too much fun not to post it...

The Scary Truth About Your Friends (monty python style) by Mellifera
Username
Has a silly walk	mzrowan
Hates spam	netmouse
Weighs the same as a duck	jim_gamma
Sells shrubbery	dagibbs
Has an outrageous accent	d0r0thy_zb0rnak
Didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition	jaideran_frost
Sells dead parrots	cuteteenboy
Ex-leper	lizblackdog
Has a gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus	bananadancer
Splitter!	lsanderson
Really hates the Romans	nonstopdrivel

In other news... still no contact from the recruiter who wanted me to come downtown for a technical test last week. I left her a voicemail yesterday. I also applied to three more jobs last night that I found on Workopolis; that makes 26 since Christmas.