lance_sibley: (cephaloPod)
lance_sibley ([personal profile] lance_sibley) wrote2005-11-10 03:05 am

Ugh.

So... Coke announces they're discontinuing Vanilla Coke, and what do the folks at Jones Soda do?

They put out holiday packs with the following flavours:

National Pack:


  • Brussels Sprout with Prosciutto

  • Cranberry Sauce

  • Turkey & Gravy

  • Wild Herb Stuffing

  • Pumpkin Pie



Regional Pack:


  • Broccoli Casserole

  • Smoked Salmon Paté

  • Turkey & Gravy

  • Corn on the Cob

  • Pecan Pie



Both holiday packs come with a serving spoon and moistened towelette (no doubt for mopping up the vomit). The national pack comes with a wine list.

A freaking wine list. With a case of pop.

I think that the salmon paté isn't the only thing that's being smoked at Jones Soda.

I think I'll stick to my Bawls.

Wait a second, that didn't come out right...

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